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Postby Ally » 17 Aug 2013, 11:02

Just kill me now! :oops: :oops: :oops:

As we are not overlooked at all in our garden sometimes I'll just swim in the nuddy. :lol: :lol:

I'm doing my lengths today (whilst thinking swimming is an excellent way of shaking off a hangover :lol: ) and was aware of a sort of scooshy/spray noise and thought it might be a neighbour's water sprinkler for their garden.

I get out the pool (no cossy on) and was showering myself when I was aware that the scooshy/spray noise had stopped. :?

Something..I don't know what..made me look over and there, on the roof of my neighbour's house, was the man responsible for the scooshy/spray noise.
He was washing the roof. :o

OMG! He just stood there looking at me. Like an idiot I just stood there rooted to the spot looking back! :oops: :o :shock:

Then in my best 'this happens every day and I will not show that I want to die a thousand deaths walk' proceeded very quickly over to my towel and wrapped it round me.

I have to pop out later and Mr scooshy will see me getting into the car so I'm off now to concoct an outfit that will disguise me.

Oh the shame!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JoM » 17 Aug 2013, 11:04

Oh heck!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

So Mr Scooshy isn't your neighbour? In which case you'll never see him again after today??
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Postby Ally » 17 Aug 2013, 11:06

JoM wrote:Oh heck!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

So Mr Scooshy isn't your neighbour? In which case you'll never see him again after today??


Don't laugh Jo..but he had goggles on so I don't know! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Diflower » 17 Aug 2013, 11:10

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh god, what a shock! :shock:
The ex and I were taken by surprise, at a friend's place in Portugal. We were in the pool in the nuddy when the man arrived to do the pool maintenance :D I stayed in the water and made him go and get my bikini, and was jiggling the water so he couldn't see me properly :lol:
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Postby Ally » 17 Aug 2013, 11:12

Diflower wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh god, what a shock! :shock:
The ex and I were taken by surprise, at a friend's place in Portugal. We were in the pool in the nuddy when the man arrived to do the pool maintenance :D I stayed in the water and made him go and get my bikini, and was jiggling the water so he couldn't see me properly :lol:


That made me laugh out loud! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby pollR78 » 17 Aug 2013, 11:40

oh dear!! sorry but that did make me laugh!!

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Postby victor » 17 Aug 2013, 12:19

Ally ,have you considered that the poor man may be traumatised? :shock: :o
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Postby tonicha » 17 Aug 2013, 12:37

Whoops :lol:

Similar happened to me too :oops: up at Bente's, having a crafty dip after a lot of cleaning, then around walks the neighbour :shock:

At least you didn't recognise him ;)
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Postby Workingman » 17 Aug 2013, 14:00

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think that I might have fallen off the roof in embarrassment! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Ally » 17 Aug 2013, 14:02

victor wrote:Ally ,have you considered that the poor man may be traumatised? :shock: :o


No. :D
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