The Frustrations of Modern Life

Having just concluded a prolonged battle with my bank's Fraud Department to:
(a) get my debit cards reinstated after they decided to block my payment for a purchase of a new computer back in mid-June, compounded by ...
(b) they then failing to unblock me from online banking and once that had been rectified ...
(c) subsequently running extra security checks on a transfer I was trying to make to Master O for his birthday, accusing him of coercive control
...
(d) Mrs O's card being rejected by Waitrose yet again (they admitted their terminals had been "playing up all day"), and when I thought that had all been sorted ...
(e) getting text messages to phone the Fraud Department - because they'd apparently forgotten to cancel an automatic alert
... all of which, I reckon, took over 5 hours of phone calls -
- then today I get a strange (but apparently genuine) email from my mobile phone provider about my direct debit, but when I try to log into my on-line account, I get re-directed to set up a new account (because they've recently merged with another provider), which proves impossible because I haven't got a welcoming email from them, and my existing account number is 10 digit not 9 digit so that won't work, so I phone them only to be told that as I wasn't an existing customer of the second company, there was no need for a new account - which beggars the question why direct me down that rabbit-hole in the first place?
I tell you. the World will End not with a Whimper, but an Almighty Great Bang as I self-combust over modern technology.
And then I try to log on here to vent, but it takes me four attempts because there's a sql error caused by a massive overload (211 apparently!) of bots viewing the site ......
(a) get my debit cards reinstated after they decided to block my payment for a purchase of a new computer back in mid-June, compounded by ...
(b) they then failing to unblock me from online banking and once that had been rectified ...
(c) subsequently running extra security checks on a transfer I was trying to make to Master O for his birthday, accusing him of coercive control

(d) Mrs O's card being rejected by Waitrose yet again (they admitted their terminals had been "playing up all day"), and when I thought that had all been sorted ...
(e) getting text messages to phone the Fraud Department - because they'd apparently forgotten to cancel an automatic alert
... all of which, I reckon, took over 5 hours of phone calls -
- then today I get a strange (but apparently genuine) email from my mobile phone provider about my direct debit, but when I try to log into my on-line account, I get re-directed to set up a new account (because they've recently merged with another provider), which proves impossible because I haven't got a welcoming email from them, and my existing account number is 10 digit not 9 digit so that won't work, so I phone them only to be told that as I wasn't an existing customer of the second company, there was no need for a new account - which beggars the question why direct me down that rabbit-hole in the first place?

I tell you. the World will End not with a Whimper, but an Almighty Great Bang as I self-combust over modern technology.



And then I try to log on here to vent, but it takes me four attempts because there's a sql error caused by a massive overload (211 apparently!) of bots viewing the site ......