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Honestly, who, in their right mind, would buy ( or maybe rent from the Algarve) a sort of lawnmower and then walk around the sides of a very large field, three times, cutting the grass

It's about two acres in size.

Complete prat.

Loonies do what loonies do Jan. There's no rhyme or reason

My son has a nutty neighbour. On the spectrum doesn't begin to describe it.
Hopefully yours will be placed in a secure unit soon.

Looney tunes

They have paying guests as from tomorrow, so all will be quiet.

Bliss

My mistake. He's done four lines of cutting That's about two miles, pushing a mower

He could buy a cow and sell the milk or a couple of shep and sell the wool.

He has goats and sheep, hence sowing the land, and three donkeys

But he really needs to cut it now and bale it.

Jan, why don't you hire a crop spraying drone and fill its tanks with that salt and vinegar concoction you make? Do it at night, they are quiet, and give it a chance to soak in - do it a few nights.

Nah, he needs to feed his animals, it's not their fault their owner is a git.

It has been sooooooo quiet today, as they have paying guests

Normally, the dogs bark at every car/truck that goes up and down the track.

Not once

All day