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A police motorcycle ....

Postby TheOstrich » 14 Mar 2018, 13:39

.... was blocking one of the roads off my walking route into town this morning.

"Nothing to do with Salisbury, is it" chirped a cheekie Ossie to the copper. :mrgreen:
"We're just removing a car" replied the policeman.

Hmm, neither confirmation nor denial, I thought. :?

Master O has just phoned in a panic - it IS Salisbury-related! All over the Daily Wail, online. :o :o :o

Within 1/4 mile of the house ....

The Ostrich is off to wash its fevers in detergent .... :lol:
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Re: A police motorcycle ....

Postby JanB » 14 Mar 2018, 13:47

:shock: :shock: :lol:
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Re: A police motorcycle ....

Postby TheOstrich » 14 Mar 2018, 13:50

According to scuttlebutt on the town's Facebook page, the Army are impounding a recovery truck which was used to remove the Russian spy's daughter's car from wherever they found it in Salisbury after the incident.
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Re: A police motorcycle ....

Postby Ally » 14 Mar 2018, 13:56

:o :shock:
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Re: A police motorcycle ....

Postby meriad » 14 Mar 2018, 14:03

Crumbs... but it is a bit of a worry because they just don't know where the poison may have gotten to
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Postby Kaz » 14 Mar 2018, 14:32

:shock: :shock:
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Re: A police motorcycle ....

Postby TheOstrich » 14 Mar 2018, 16:07

Hotting up here in Gillingham .... unidentified helicopter hovering over the house for 10-15 minutes, now we have a RAF Chinook helicopter circling ... :shock:
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Re: A police motorcycle ....

Postby cromwell » 14 Mar 2018, 16:23

They're onto you Os!

Get the fake passport and the stash of Euros from under the stairs and leg it, quick! :D
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Re: A police motorcycle ....

Postby saundra » 14 Mar 2018, 16:52

Ho dear don't think anybody quite knows what to do over this incident
Are you sure it's not your hoard of tins in the shed ossi :roll:
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Re: A police motorcycle ....

Postby Ally » 14 Mar 2018, 17:05

saundra wrote:Ho dear don't think anybody quite knows what to do over this incident
Are you sure it's not your hoard of tins in the shed ossi :roll:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Saundra.

Operation tinned haggis? :lol:
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