"Nothing to do with Salisbury, is it" chirped a cheekie Ossie to the copper.

"We're just removing a car" replied the policeman.
Hmm, neither confirmation nor denial, I thought.

Master O has just phoned in a panic - it IS Salisbury-related! All over the Daily Wail, online.



Within 1/4 mile of the house ....
The Ostrich is off to wash its fevers in detergent ....
