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1) When purchasing a small tub of prawn cocktail, do not slip it into your anorak pocket before driving home.

Seafood sauce gets blinkin' everywhere ....

(Feel free to add to this thread any similar tips from your own experience ...... )

Oh what a man thing to do!

When reading "tub" as "tube" you know it is time to visit the optician.

I mean, who buys tubes of prawn cocktail?

It gets worse: I even wondered why it was so wrong to put one in one's pocket.

We never buy prawn cocktails.
We always take a bag when we go shopping. Have several plastic bags which we re-use.
We have had some leaks over the years. Just wash the inside of the plastic bag and then re-use it.
When we buy fresh fish it is double wrapped.

Ally wrote:Oh what a man thing to do!

It really is!

Even Bb has learnt to keep a carrier bag in his jacket pocket

John hasn't managed that yet Di
The amount of times I hear "I'll just put it in my pocket" !!

Never put your shoes under the part of the kitchen units where you chop the cat's food up. Otherwise when you come to put your shoes on you may find there is something soft and squelchy in them - like Whiskas..

Could be worse, might have been a dead mouse ....