Why do car owners.....

[Diflower]

But that's true Wm, I read it in the paper so it must be

[tonicha]

We have a key - a proper key - wot opens the door.

Then all the other locks pop up.

No way could I could with a pointy thingy

[Workingman]

But that's true Wm, I read it in the paper so it must be

If it was not you and Molly telling me this I would say that it was a load of ballcocks.

Ton, behave.

[Ally]

We have a key - a proper key - wot opens the door.

Then all the other locks pop up.

No way could I could with a pointy thingy

No way could you could what with a pointy thing??!!

[tonicha]

Sorreee, glasses off, can't see proper like.

No way could I cope with a pointy thingy - as t'were

[Workingman]

No way could you could what with a pointy thing??!!

Well, no, but give us men a pointy thing and we can open anything - tins of beans, oil cans, soup, sardines. We are the masters of pointy things.

[TheOstrich]

No way could you could what with a pointy thing??!!

Well, no, but give us men a pointy thing and we can open anything - tins of beans, oil cans, soup, sardines. We are the masters of pointy things.

Speak fer yerself. Like you see in the movies or on TV, I drive towards the garage door pressing the garage pointy thing (wot is properly pointing forward at the said door), and the door steadfastly refuses to open. Cue frantic slamming-on of brakes ......

Like Ton, our car is low-tech, it doesn't have a pointy thing, just a key.

[tonicha]

Like Ton, our car is low-tech, it doesn't have a pointy thing, just a key.

Best way Ossie - things can't go wrong - apart from locking yourself out

[Aggers]

I used to press the button on the key without taking it out of my pocket,
just in case I dropped it down a drain !

I can see, though, that there is a natural inclination to point the key like a gun.

[Workingman]

We men also kick things, Ton, that usually works.

Never give up, try something new. Embrace tech, then beat it.